brinksey winksey pudding pie chief and commander of the PTO Society here to announce that the powew of the paw ish furry much impawtant and needed. ouw deaw furryend phantom needsd our pawrers for his suwgewy. we just know it in our furry pibble heawts that wiff all our good vibes everyfurryfing will be just fine. please just look at his pittie-ful face and send all your pupper prayers speedy on the way cause we're hear that a towture device might be needed for his neck you know one of those fings that prevent you from itching your itches. i could'nt even shtick my rolly polly head under the couch for hidden tweats. oh the phantom i's to pray for you furry much so.
ouw sissy shelby ish slowly but surely wecovewing from her nightmarish ouchies and towture and she smiles more often than not. the sky boom booms scawed her a bit the othew day but mommish made her feel the betters by singing lullybies n telling her how bewootiful she is cause she weally likes to heaw that. she also is vewy keen on the tweats and that ish sure to always make her wiggle butt waggle.
ash for me i keeps a watchful eye and make sure that all tweats are dispensed accowdingly and no crumbs are left behind . i's to be furry much helpful wiff cleaning the floors for mommish. its my chore i say!!! so to evewyfurry pawnation is most awesomeness and will help all our sickies and ouchies go far away to the land of evil alien twee rats and to never come back!!!!
brinksey winksey pudding pie
division: chief and commander of the PTO Society